I have traveled the vast and daunting lands of the internet for many years.

I have come across a number of treasures and mysteries. And many dangers. 

Among those memorable findings, I find myself unable to remember what I have been finding.

I suspect it may be the amnesia. 

To combat the ongoing threat of forgetfulness, I have developed a device to record my thoughts with.

I call it... a XK5000 Audio Recorder, which is really just a tape-recorder that I wrote XK5000 on with a sharpie.

It is a mystical creation.

Now, I simply record a memory before I forget it and it is stored in the archive of my invention.

Trouble is, I keep managing to forget I created it in the first place. I think I do recall leaving myself a memo to remember that I have been leaving memos... but I have since lost the device completely, so it is of no matter.

In a second attempt to quell the inconvenient and untimely forgetf