-VF-

I've been taken captive.
Must keep entries short.
Send help.

-VF-

I stand on the shores of the land they call "YouTube." 

Below and beyond this vast sea, millions of specimens swim just beneath the surface.

I do not dare go in there. They are sacred waters...

And I have forgotten my account information.

Yet, plenty of debris has washed up on the sandy shore.

Archaic fossils and creatures - some still alive, struggling to retain relevancy. 

I took it upon myself to return as many as I could to civilization.

However, I was interrupted by ninjas.

-VF-

These are some gems I managed to bring back from my adventures to the internet. 

Marvelous things.

Upon unearthing them - from the internet - I immediately erupted into a fit of giggles.

And of course...

-VF-

I have traveled the vast and daunting lands of the internet for many years.

I have come across a number of treasures and mysteries. And many dangers. 

Among those memorable findings, I find myself unable to remember what I have been finding.

I suspect it may be the amnesia. 

To combat the ongoing threat of forgetfulness, I have developed a device to record my thoughts with.

I call it... a XK5000 Audio Recorder, which is really just a tape-recorder that I wrote XK5000 on with a sharpie.

It is a mystical creation.

Now, I simply record a memory before I forget it and it is stored in the archive of my invention.

Trouble is, I keep managing to forget I created it in the first place. I think I do recall leaving myself a memo to remember that I have been leaving memos... but I have since lost the device completely, so it is of no matter.

In a second attempt to quell the inconvenient and untimely forgetf